This article will probably contain some NSFW language, so skip it, if you are easily offended by words...
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Only less than 9 hours until the crowdsale of the VIT token starts. Probably numerous people already quit their jobs to become professional wankers investors... At least we were told, that the digital industry will provide a job for everyone, so here seems to be a quite interesting one of the possibilities. I imagine people trying to discuss with their local tax offices, wether lube could be considered "business expenses" or "operating costs".
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I always asked myself, why they chose "VIT" as a name. YES, I know "vice industry token". But this is as boring and "nonspeaking" as would be "MST" for a microsoft token. If I would have been in their marketing team I would have tried to implement a name like "Community Unit for Masturbation" (CUM) or "Fair Unit of Cumming dicKs (FUCK).
Just imagine the possibilities of really interesting and possibly viral (or should I write "viril") marketing campains.
"You just have been FUCKed"
=> the message you recieve when being tipped. I imagine that would nicely encourage into tipping Camgirls.
"It's raining CUM"
=> Airdrop for some free units. I admit this is not really a "nice image" but it sort of glues /sticks in the heads and will not be forgotten easily.
"Get your CUM as long as it's hot"
=> crowdsale marketing
"CUM for peace on earth"
=> You could use this for any sort of charity project funding
Also "CUM for free" or "We make you CUM" gets quite interesting meanings to it, when you consider it as payment. The loaning market will have some fun when you become a professional sperm donor instead of a loan provider.
In countries where prostitution is illegal, prostitutes could ask "will you FUCK me later?" or "Will you CUM on me?" without being charged, because they only asked for the community unit as a payment or a tip.
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To be somewhat serious:
This is the kind of Newspeak that I like
Something I really don't get is why the official account doesn't get any real exposure. The official site links to 
And still I have no clue if this is a clone, an SMT or just a regular ERC20...
Conclusion:
Make sure not to miss that opportunity to get some VIT! Check out the VIT homepage and check for upcoming VIT airdrops on their steem account
And now imagine how nicely that conclusion could have sounded if they chose another name...
