While eating pretzels, I was attacked by a passing stick of butter

I was cookling tonight, and decided to have some pretzels, while I waited for the watched pot to boil. While I was minding my own business, some butter jumped onto my pretzel! It is not bad, using the pretzels in my hand, I valiantly fought off that evil butter. To punish that butter, I ate it down; can you hear my arteries hardening?

It is much better than crackers and butter, with more browning on the pretzels. You should try it, LOL!