Does anyone else have that neighbor that looks out her window in disbelief and you and a friend get into the car? That look of disgust as if you’re breaking the law by sharing a ride to the store as she makes sure you see her holding the phone to her ear? Blazed back curtains as she feverishly talks to someone on the other end of the phone making hand gestures towards you? Call the snitch, witch, call the snitch!
Let’s see my nasty neighbor call the snitch line now. Strapped a plant in the car seat with me and took it for a ride..if Smokey the bear shows up to issue my warning, I give up.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying throw caution to the wind and expose others, but if your friend has been in your house for the last few hours, if both of you need to make a trip to the store, if we walk out together, please put your phone down...damage is done.
Today I refused to ride solo, tomorrow I’m going to have a full on conversation with this plant on the front porch while I watch her go mad with furry trying to figure out if I’m breaking the rules. I bet she has snitch on speed dial, I’m sure she will swear I’m high, but when your neighbor tries to decide for you who you can and can’t have in your home or car, isn’t it a just action to make them think you’ve turned to crack or went off the deep end? I think so.
