Person posting: I just had the worst day.
People responding: What happened? Are you ok?
Person posting: (silence) or I don't want to talk about it.
Person posting: I found a great recipe online that is curing my (whatever ails them).
People responding: Oh nice, can you send me the recipe?
Person posting: (silence) or I will have to look for the link (crickets aka don't hold your breath).
Person posting: Pray for me
People responding: Are you ok? Do you need anything? Can I help?
Person posting: (to a few select people) I just inboxed you, you aren't going to believe this, it's crazy... (to the rest of the people reading)... (silence) or I don't want to talk about it.
Person posting: Check out 85 pictures of something that interests me.
People responding: Silence. (just likes)
Person posting: Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie.
People responding: wow, beautiful. gorgeous, etc
Person posting: thanks
Person posting: selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie (in less clothes).
People responding: wow, beautiful. gorgeous, etc
Person posting: thank you! <3
Person posting: selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie (in even less clothes).
Person posting: I don't understand why I am getting nasty pictures and messages in my inbox.
People responding: smh
Person posting: Why doesn't anyone ever talk to me?
People responding: Hi, How are you? etc etc.
Person posting: Answers comments and then never speaks to the people again.
Person posting: Single for life, I am tired of being single, when will someone love me, etc etc etc
People responding: Good for you! Better to be single than in bad company. We all love you. Etc
Person posting: I love (random name of person that the person posting hardly knows).
People responding: So happy for you! OMG that is awesome, congrats! etc etc etc
Person posting: (silence about the end of the random relationship that caused all the love posts). Single for life, I am tired of being single, when will someone love me, etc etc etc.
People responding: Yeah, fuck (your ex), you can do better. etc etc etc
Person posting: Buy my (random product).
People responding: ok, how much, etc.
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
Person posting: I am making so much money with my home business, buy my (random product).
People responding: (crickets)
Person posting: Support my music
People responding: sharing links, etc.
Person posting: Sharing is great but please buy my music or I will quit the industry.
People responding: (crickets)
Person posting: I like (random thing).
People responding: liking, etc. (enter know it all) well actually the (random thing) that you like is bad for this reason, (sends) 10 links and about why it's bad
Person posting: (crickets).