No, unfortunately the world doesn't work like that. You have to marry it, have kids with it, then divorce it, and as you leave for whatever reasons you realize that because of work you're actually kinda unfit to take possession of the children and end up not only giving earth all your stuff but then also have 18 years (or more depending on the length of time required to raise earth/human children to an age of maturity). You'll be left longing for the days of your wasted youth and romance while widdling you savings to nothing.