Had a nice wholesome day with the bro yesterday. Got a sick tan and smoked me a nice Cuban.
Some 67 year old lady came up to me at the bar and asked if she could take a pic with me to show her friends, then proceeded to feel me up and grab my booty while taking said pic.
I didn't smash the granny but I did get a nice ego boost, grannies are so kind like that.
Gonna go get some more skin cancer shortly. Nothing in life is more important than having a sick tan, brahs. Never forget that.
