Please, my Latin people… learn the ancient survival skill known as shutting the f* up for five minutes.
Didn’t you get the memo? 🤷♂️
Do you not know who’s sitting in the White House? 🤷♂️
Right now, calling out the U.S. is starting to feel like that horror movie rule:
say the name three times and he shows up at your door.
You remember the Candyman? 🤷♂️
Yeah… same concept.
Meanwhile the press conferences keep rolling:
🇻🇪 Venezuela condemns the strikes, calling them dangerous, unjustified, and blaming the lack of diplomacy.
🇨🇺 Cuba says the attacks violate sovereignty, international law, and threaten global stability.
🇳🇮 Nicaragua calls it imperialist aggression and declares political solidarity with Iran.
🇧🇾 Belarus accuses the U.S. and Israel of escalating the conflict and destabilizing the region.
🇩🇴 Dominican Republic wisely chooses the strategy of:
Let’s all calm down and maybe talk about this.
Which honestly might be the smartest press release in the whole hemisphere.
Because I don’t know if some of these governments missed the news cycle, but the scoreboard lately has been… let’s say not subtle.
Venezuela already got a front-row demonstration. Now Iran a country that actually has a real military is getting its turn on the evening news.
So maybe 🤷♂️ just maybe 🤷♂️ this is not the moment to start shouting into the microphone.
Sometimes the best geopolitical strategy is simple:
Don’t summon the boogeyman if you don’t want to hear knocking on your door.