It’s honestly impressive how fast the internet can gaslight itself.
Now the trending storyline is that Donald Trump got “tricked” into a war with Iran.
Not influenced.
Not aligned.
Not consistent.
No tricked.
Apparently Benjamin Netanyahu hit him with some elite-level Jedi mind control like:
“These aren’t your decisions… these are mine.”
And just like that poof Trump turns into a foreign policy puppet.
No agency. No history. No brain. Just strings.
Let’s kill the fantasy for a second.
Because this didn’t start in 2026.
It didn’t start in 2016.
It didn’t even start with Iran being back in the headlines.
This goes back decades.
Back when Trump was younger, louder, and saying the exact same thing in a different suit:
America gets played.
Other countries cash in.
We get stuck with the bill.
Fast forward a few decades and the message didn’t evolve it echoed.
“Take the oil.”
“Make them pay.”
Not once.
Not twice.
This wasn’t a slip it was a script.
The “Shocking” Timeline Nobody Wants to Acknowledge
• 1980s: “We’re getting ripped off” mindset already on record
• 2011–2014: Iraq, oil, weak leadership—same complaints
• 2015–2016: Campaign → “We should’ve taken the oil” on repeat
• 2017: President → same lines, now from behind a podium
• 2020s–2026: Expands to Iran, oil routes, places like the Strait of Hormuz
Same message. Different decade. Louder volume.
But sure…
THIS is the moment he got “tricked.”
After saying the same thing for 30+ years on TV, in interviews, at rallies, anywhere with a microphone
now suddenly:
“Nah, this wasn’t him… Netanyahu pulled the strings.”
That’s like watching a guy order the same meal for 30 years straight, the food shows up and everyone at the table loses their mind:
“He’s been manipulated.”
At that point, it’s not analysis.
It’s denial with a Wi-Fi connection.
People want him to fail so badly they’ll ignore the most obvious thing in front of them:
Consistency.
Not spin.
Not narratives.
Not whatever trending hashtag is hot this week. Just a pattern that refuses to change. But yeah
Let’s ignore decades of receipts and go with:
“He got tricked last Tuesday.”
Because that sounds way smarter than admitting he might just be doing exactly what he’s been saying he wanted to do this entire time.
Now you decide:
Was he “tricked”
or did he just finally get the green light for something he’s been talking about for decades?