Good morning Splinterfriends...
I am sure many of you feel one way or another about this but I have reached the point where I am going to start being vocal again about the ridiculousness of the Bots.
Please see the following:
Ok so those are the Bot battles over the previous 50 Matches... and it feels a bit like this...
My Record is 3W - 13L and the part that PISSES ME OFF the most... is not just the LOSING... believe it or not...
But Look at this:
I play Cryptic... the bot has no problem bringing the fucking pain with their 80% Chance to Miss... and I LOSE... that's cool... no problem... it happens... but perhaps a little TOO MUCH yeah???
But wait... what about the Reverse???
Would you LOOK AT THAT... somehow, someway... I just can't seem to hit Slade when I had Lethal Magic Damage before their Heal... Oh shucks... wouldn't you just fucking know it!
Gosh darnit - thems the breaks right??? No... Not alright - it's NOT ALRIGHT THE FUCKING BOTS CAN'T SEEM TO TAKE A BAD BEAT WHEN IT COMES TO RNG.
It's not once. Nor Twice. Here's the last 16 matches from bots... and while some of them played BETTER CARDS than I did... there were more than a few where I HAD THE ADVANTAGE... yet still lost.
For the sake of no longer dealing with the fucking bullshit I turned these abominations of code off...
But I am fucking BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN - WHY BOTHER HAVING THEM IF ALL THEY DO IS MAKE PLAYERS NOT WANT TO PLAY????
They are borderline "CHEATING" with how it seems they ALWAYS get the RNG to go their way...
It's not "imagination" at this point...
I play Team A, they play Team B = Bot Win
I play Team B, they play Team A = Bot Win
This equation is horseshit and yes, turning off the bots IS a solution... but you know what is ALSO a solution???
Not letting them win every damn RNG flip. Making them BEATABLE - not "easy" but BEATABLE... because I am tired of playing them, seeing the better lineup and then STILL TAKING THE L...
/End Rant... #FUCKTHEBOTS
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