Good morning Splinterfriends!!
I am excited!! I am VERY excited... no I am SUPER DUPER EXCITED!!!
As you may know, there are rumors about "how long should you wait to Harvest your Land"... community consensus seems to have fallen on "The 6 Day Rule" to ensure highest chance of finding a Totem Fragment!
Well... prepare my brain scan bucko... I am READY!! I AM SO READY!! I almost had "Sixth Day Violation"... BUT I DIDN'T!!
Movie: "The Sixth Day"
Before we see what's been happening in the World of Praetoria... Let's go harvest my PLOTS!!! Get your overalls on, IT'S FARMING TIME!!
I SAID GET YOUR OVERALS ON!!!
CaptainDingus Plot 1: Epic Bog in Glorhiel R141-T3-P97
At first look, we can see this Epic Farm is producing 1,828.75 Grain/hr and has 264,525 Grain Ready for Harvesting!
Let's click "Manage" and take a closer look at the lads who are here putting in the work to make all this delicious Grain for us!!
Look at those hard working fellas!! Thanks guys for putting in the sweat equity!!
Now lets take a closer look at the Grain Farm data on the right!
There it is... Totem Chance 4.81%!! Come on baby... daddy needs a new pair of... Totem Frags? I'd like just ONE TOTEM FRAG!!! I never seem to get them!! I don't have 5,000 plots like LevelUpLife or Vugtis 😅
Anyways... My title is literally "The Gambler" so let's roll those dice!!!
Womp Womp... ok on to the next!
CaptainDingus Plot 2: Epic Canyon in Gillith R12-T8-P59
The crown jewel of my Plots 😍 but also super creepy & terrifying like you know who...
It is an Epic Occupied Canyon and is currently producing 3.853 SPS per hour!! If I had like 100 of these, I could retire lol. 1% of the way there!!
Now let's go check on those brave workers who endure such harsh work conditions alongside the creepy crawlies... bleh...
Hey look! My taskmaster Runi is there!! Such an adorable fella!! Keep up the great work!!
Woohoo a 6% chance!!
WOMP. WOMP. Par for the course...
Ok... well I won't bore you with all the super details of my other Plots but let's go play Farm Simulator 1.75 and harvest those Fragments err Plots!!
Brodo-Swaggins: My Praetorian Farmer 🤠
Region: Briarwood [R28]
Results:
Region: Thalos [R46]
Results:
Region: Ia'Telda [R50]
Results:
Region: Ritrough [R51]
Results:
Region: Althania [R53]
Results:
Region: Lunaden [R59]
Results:
Region: Shijan [83]
Results:
Region: Lonshire [119]
Results:
Region: Doom Edin [140]
Results:
Region: Glorhiel [141]
Results Part 1 - Harvest Grain before Keep for Tax Purposes 😉:
Results Part 2 - Taxes!:
Ok folks... NOW you see the bullshit that is my luck!!
Of all those Plots... with all those workers... after Six Days... How many Totem Fragments??
FUCKING ZERO
Total horseshit in my opinion but whatever. I'll wait six more days to be disappointed I guess.
Yeah, I know... tell me about it Pingu.
Anyways, can't sulk about it, no time to waste!! Let's go see what has happened in Praetoria since our last update!!
Praetorian Land Update
Ok folks, our last look at SplinterLANDS was on 1/5/25 and it was the first Land Update for the year!!
Even in slow times, I like to see 1 Plot/Day being Claimed and Surveyed... that's a good metric to keep us moving towards cracking all 150k Plots!
You can find the whole article here: Land Update 1/5/25
But here we were last time:
The next available plot was Plot 90 in Tract 01 of Region 143: Dryae Tor. Twelve days later, how far have we come?
Oh... Plot 94... We've Claimed/Surveyed four Plots... Well... That's not a lot... but hey... even if that's not a big number of Plots... it's not the size that matters, right? RIGHT????
Well... don your hiking boots... WE ARE OFF TO PRAETORIA!!!
When we last visited, Plot 89 had just been discovered in Tract 01 of Region 143 - Dryae Tor... let's pay them a visit and see how things are coming along!
Plot 89 is my new friend 
Keep up the great work and I look forward to seeing how your Plots Develop!
Setting out from Plot 89, our first stop... will naturally be Plot 90...
Plot 90 is a Common Natural Swamp that was Claimed and Surveyed by 
Plot 91 is a Common Natty Plains found by 
Plot 92 is another Common Natty Plains and this one is owned by 
Definitely got me doing one of these:
HAHAHA anyways... they are hard at work building their Grain Farm with over 12k production going into it! I'm sure that'll be online ASAP!!
Finally, on this short visit to Praetoria, we come upon our final Plot this week...
Plot 93 is a Common Natural Swamp owned by 
That's all the new discoveries for now... but let's check out the Splinterlands Market Report to see how Land Prices have fared during the uncertainties facing the Crypto Market prices!
Thank you for joining us so far... we go to Peakmonsters to get the latest Land Prices and see how things are going!!
Coming to you LIVE, from the 
Let's see what updates and possible deals we can find today, in the Peakmonsters Land Market Tab!!
Natural Land (# Available) [+/- #]: $Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Common (1,350) [ -39]: $11.88 {NC from Previous Report} -- "Less Plots, Same Price..."
Rare (348) [ -14]: $16 {-$.88 from Previous Report} -- "$11.88 for Commons... $16 for Rares? Seems pretty good..."
Epic (98) [ -7]: $59.99 {+$3.74 from Previous Report} -- "Supply falling a bit and prices creeping up a bit..."
Legendary (25) [ -1]: $249.999 {NC from Previous Report} -- "Legendary Lands... Still at < $250!! Holy cow!"
Magical Land (# Available) [+/- #]: $Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Common (157) [ -1]: $29.999 {+$1.00 from Previous Report} -- "Magical Lands at $30 is crazy cheap to me..."
Rare (77) [ -1]: $39.99 {NC from Previous Report} -- "Still... A Rare Magic Land at < $40..."
Epic (32) [NC]: $128.999 {-$1.00 from Previous Report} --
Legendary (7) [NC]: $999 {NC from Previous Report} --
Not much activity happening with Magical Lands lately... Maybe something is up and I missed it... I'd love to hear your thoughts as to why this is happening, in the comment section!
Let's head over and take a look at the Horrorfest they call "Occupied Plots"...
Occupied Land (# Available) [+/- #]: $Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Common (58) [ -4]: $85 {+$.01 from Previous Report} -- "Occupied for $85!!!!"
Rare (20) [ -1]: $124.989 {NC from Previous Report} --
Epic (8) [+1]: $599 {-$81 from Previous Report} -- "
Legendary (4) [NC]: $2,240 {-$240 from Previous Report} -- "Geppone has an AMAZING deal on a Legendary Occupied!!"
Do with this data as you will!!! It's not financial advice, just data and my observations, with a humorous twist!
Coming up next, Mythics!
Mythic Land (# Available) [+/- #]: $Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Keep (20) [NC]: $675 {-$10 from Previous Report} -- "Ten bucks... whew... Huge discount there..."
Castle (3) [+1!]: $7,800 {-$199 "Get you a Castle, my Liege to be!!"
Next up: Plots, Tracts and Regions - OH MY!
Land Claim (# Available) [+/- #]: High Bid$/$Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Plot Claim (71) [ -1]: No Bid/$55 Mkt Price {NC Bid/-$2.97 Ask}
Tract Claim (2) [NC]: $.07 Bid/$11,750 Mkt Price {NC Bid/NC Ask} --
Region Claim (1) [NC]: $.001 Bid/1 For Sale, still at $88,888.88 {-$2.249 Bid/NC Ask}-- "Y'all are just doing that to make me type aren't you 🤔"
Deer3 is still holding onto that $88,888.00 Price and with the Bull Market Coming... they just may get it!
Next is an ALL NEW segment!! Introducing the Totem Tracker!!
Totem Fragments (# Available) [+/- #]: $Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Common (220) [ -32]: $.65 High Bid??/$.52 Mkt Price {NC Bid/+$.34 Buy} -- "Combine 10 @ Mkt Price = $5.20 for a Common Totem"
Rare (70) [+14]: $2.00 High Bid/$3.50 Mkt Price {NC Bid/-$.50 Buy} -- "Combine 8 @ Mkt Price = $28 for a Rare Totem"
Epic (22) [+5]: $10 High Bid/$16.50 Mkt Price {NC Bid/+$.50 Buy} -- "Combine 6 @ Mkt Price = $99 for an Epic Totem"
Legendary (10) [+3]: $135 High Bid???/$115 Mkt Price {NC Bid/-$10 Buy} -- "Combine 4 @ Mkt Price = $460 for a Legendary Totem"
Totem Claims (# Available) [+/- #]: $Low Market Price {Price Change} -- "Notes"
Common (842) [ -14]: $20 High Bid??/$6.380 Mkt Price {MC Bid/+$.986!} --
Rare (153) [+10]: $15 High Bid/$69.69 Mkt Price (Nice.) {NC Bid/-$3.81 Buy} -- "Who set that buy price lmaooo"
Epic (21) [NC]: $70 High Bid/$375 Mkt Price {NC Bid/NC Buy} --
Legendary (2) [NC]: $1.01 High Bid/$1,750 Mkt Price {NC Bid/NC Buy} --
That's it folks, we've reached the end of the Land Update!! I shall continue to refine these as we go along and I look forward to reading your feedback in the comments!!
That's all I have for you today folks!! Thank you for reading and I would LOVE for you to join me in game!!
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- CaptainDingus
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