Hello Everyone,
My name is Frank. Like most of you, I too, am a sacrificial animal. I am a chicken, a Furious Chicken in fact... Only a Level One. My owner doesn't see it fit to level me up...
As you can see, I'm not very happy about my situation. It's always be the front wave or the back line of defense against Sneak. DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE FEELING TOO? I LIKE TO CELEBRATE VICTORIES ALSO AND NOT JUST BE A TWO PIECE AND A BISCUIT!
Deep breath Frank... One... Two... Three... Remember your happy place... Think happy thoughts...
(Image Courtesy of Mirror.co.uk: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/hilarious-viral-shot-chilled-out-6512941)
OKAY! Back on track... So.. My team is preparing for this upcoming tournament event and we just cannot get our order right. We've tried every combination but cannot get it down... until CHEF KEVIN suggests that I go first to maximize Mylor Crowling's Thorns ability.
First off... What kind of a name for a Chef is Kevin? KEVIN?! That's like.. the guy who used to get high and cheat off of your homework. And second - YOU JUST WANT TO COOK ME!!
For reference: this is Kevin..(Ps, Kevin sucks.)
However, despite Kevin's level of suck... He talked everyone into trying a new formation...
1: Me - The GREAT and Furious Chicken
2: Our Tank - The Stone Golem (Arnold)
3: Our Pixie - The Centauri Mage (Helga)
4: Our Princess - The Khmer Princess (Xenia)
5: Kevin - Kevin Sucks (Booooo)
6: Our Battering Ram- (Barnaby)
Well... As you'll watch below in VIVID detail (much to KEVIN's delight) the plan worked perfectly. We were able to avoid the initial on rush of damage and use Mylor's Thorns ability to maximum use to take down our opponent. The only problem... I DIED. In fact... I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=255c23d30e08d1e0cc9e972c3fd2147b77c183b3&ref=isthistomorrow
So, while we had victory and a successful battle plan, Kevin managed to take me out and turned Frank the Furious Chicken into Frank the Fried Chicken.
(Image Courtesy of Times of India: https://recipes.timesofindia.com/us/recipes/fried-chicken/rs61589069.cms)
Hey!! Thank you so much for reading!
My personal take on the Furious Chicken is that it is a great utility card - At zero mana, you can plug and play it nearly anywhere in any splinter and it could potentially help. I like to use it most when I have abilities that boost it, like Thorns or an additional shield boost, to allow the Furious Chicken to either reflect damage, absorb damage, be a shield, etc... without costing mana. The real challenge is knowing where to play Frank... (the chicken!)
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