Really excited about this functionality here and what it can do!

Sorry to be a debby downer, but what was the decision behind making the card so weak? At 5 mana, I cannot see many people wanting it, max or otherwise, which by proxy, means most people aren't very likely to participate. It also requires 15 hours a month, for 115 months to max.

That'd mean less numbers and social boosts than it could, wouldn't it?

is there any possibility of buffs to put this card at least moderately in line with the average card? (or allowing it to be used level capped at 4 in Frontier? where it might actually see some use)

As it is, it's only weaker than 1 or 2 cards in all of Modern: Khazi Firemage, and Chaos Lackey - even Chaos Lackey probably has the edge due to lower mana, high speed, and true strike.

Sorry to not be such a fan of the card (heh), but I think it's worth mentioning that a throwaway card is not going to do much compared to a more usable card in terms of gathering interest or creating the numbers we would want to see.

Definitely don't want it to be an OP or even strong card, but I think it's just lacking currently for a promotional card designed to bring people in to the game, and to engage with our streamers