The LGPA has issued new dress code as of July 16th and it comes right on the heels of the 2017 Marathon Classic. With all of the crazy reactions from every side and angle, let's first take a look at the new regulations.
The new dress code bans the following…
Plunging necklines, Skirts, skorts or shorts that do not sufficiently cover a player’s “bottom area”, even when bending over, Racerbacks (backs that have an X look between the shoulders) without a mock or regular collar, Joggers (capri-style pants with ruffled cuffs), & Leggings, unless they are worn under a skort or shorts.
So basically they're banning all the stuff that lets women look sexy on the golf course. So old men everywhere who would sit, watch, & try to pop a chubby cuz they can't get it up no mo…you're sorely shit outta luck. Why would they do this? Surely having hot chicks on the golf course would draw eyes to the TV which would increase the price of advertising hence…giving more $$ to the networks.
So why again…the fuck would they DO THIS?!
Check this out…
[The insinuation has been that the new LPGA dress code has been enacted because of players who are getting starts on the Symetra Tour, the LPGA's developmental tour, that are not regular competitors on the circuit. Many of these players are fresh out of college or have earned invitations to events by building a fan base and following on Instagram -- in part because of wearing somewhat skimpy clothing while pulling off golf skill and trick shots. The same Instagram-popular outfits don't jibe with the expectations for a touring professional golfer.] Source: https://thegolfnewsnet.com/golfnewsnetteam/2017/07/20/what-is-new-controversial-lpga-dress-code-106036/
See what's happening here? In an age of the dying dinosaur television ratings…they're doing everything they can to boost viewship. But the other players are bitching about it because they're seeing opportunities they normally would not because 1) they're fucking sexy as hell, 2) they can command viewers on demand! Do you know what that equals to? CA-CHING! $$$$ That's right the networks make more money. Not that I care about the shitty ass networks, I mean fuck'em right? Good for nothing parasites who show shitty ass commercials & unrealistic, over produced television shows.
Is this good for golf? I dunno. I don't give a shit. I don't watch golf. I don't play golf. I can think of 100 other things I'd rather do besides watching golf on TV. But I do have to thank the LGPA for this new dress code. It's only drawn more attention to all the hotties I am now going to follow on Instagram. 😉 Say hellooooooo to the spectacular Page Spiranac!
Hell, maybe this will open the door to a new league of sorts…naked ladies golf! Stripper golf! Shit, it's a wide open market people what the fuck are you waiting for?! (I will take 20% of revenue each year for giving you this idea. This is a binding contract that will never hold up in the court of law so you owe me bitches.)
