How in THE F*CK does someone not near, from, or before 2015 been to the Cincinnati Ohio become a DIE HARD BENGALS FAN? I'll tell you...
When I was young I played a lot of video games. Still do to this day. When Tecmo Super Bowl dropped I would play my cousin and EVERYONE WHO KNOWS TECMO, YOU ONLY HAD 2 OPTIONS IN THAT GAME... The Raiders With Bo... or the Bears with Walter.... But when I wasn't playing him... I wanted to challenge myself so I would play with teams like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and The Bengals... they weren't very good on there. As the years progressed and I actually started watching football. I wanted to cheer for a team that nobody else liked... Back then in the 90's it was 49ers, Cowboys, Packers, Bears, Dolphins, Steelers...... I did not want to be that fan.... Just liked a team because they won...... So my picks...... the same two teams I would choose in Franchise mode or in video games... BENGALS or BUCCANEERS.... at the time.. Both teams fans would put bags on their heads... yea and they loss.. they loss ALOT.... but when they would sneak a win.. WOOOOoooooooo!!!
It was this way until the Buccaneers won their 1st and only super bowl.. I was there from the beginning but now there were all these new band wagon fans... it took the effect any sports fan gets when their team FINALLY WINS THE BIG ONE... I shifted all my loyalty to the Bengals.. So much that now every year I make a 10 hour drive from Nebraska to Ohio to see a Bengals game... I been through the downs... 2-16 seasons... the time Carson Palmer got hurt 1st play of the playoffs... WHEN CORY DILLON LEFT....... and of course the HUGE DOWNER 2 years ago against the Steelers in the playoffs... ALL I see is up... THE BENGALS SHALL RISE and 1 day be SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.. and when they do I can say I was there the whole time!!! It will be my Chicago Cubs moment.. and it will be GLORIOUS......... WHO DEY!!!
