Lebron is King. Or so, any fan of his, (and his brand) will tell you. He’s broken almost as many records as Jordan (save for the amount of rings) and he’s done it in multiple cities, surrounded by various groups of guys, and he’s done it maturely and with a badass swagger that we’ve come to expect to our super stars.
But now, with his playoff hopes on the line yet again, what’s the big man going to do? When he left Cleveland, people literally shit their pants, took them off, set them on fire, and flung them at their tv’s and loved ones. It was anarchy. But since the beginning of the year (and time in memorandum it would seem), the proverbial “water-cooler” talk is where he’s going to be traded to. Some would tell you that it’s the King’s Court itself that’s planting the rumors of him going to Houston, or Golden State (which any monster hating, dynasty loathing fan will groan at), but is it true? Will it happen when Cleveland eventually shits the bed this playoffs?
But what’s best?
Look, he was fucking brilliant in TRAINWRECK. Anyone who can hang with Bill Hader comedically, deserves to at least consider pulling a ROCK and changing careers. Bill Hader is the man. I mean are you watching BARRY on HBO right now?
I digress.
So, should he bang it out with the home team one more time? Should he jump to yet another AVENGERS style meet up team and make an asterisked run at another ring?
Or is it time for him to step away, take his laurels, and go start an empire with Kobe and Keegan Michael Key?
You tell me.
Hate him? Love him? Don’t care?
What is basketball?
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