Well.
That went well.
We launched Last Man Standing on SportsBlock last week. We asked Hive to show up. And — genuinely, I'm still slightly emotional about this — 40 people actually entered. Forty. On Hive. In 2026. I checked twice because I thought it was a glitch.
We put out a post, tagged half the blockchain, begged some of the bigger accounts for a bit of love, and people actually came. That's not nothing. That's actually something. I'm choosing to be proud of that and not think too hard about the 50,000 accounts that ignored us.
And then Gameweek 30 happened.
The Carnage
28 of you are out.
Twenty. Eight.
In one week. One gameweek. One solitary round of Premier League football and more than half the field is already sitting at home wondering where it all went wrong.
Now I could be gracious about this. I could say "tough week, loads of surprises, these things happen in football."
But I'm not going to do that. Because some of the decisions made last week were genuinely indefensible and someone needs to say it.
Let's have a look at the fallen, shall we.
The Hall Of Shame
To everyone else in the list — 
The Survivors
Now. The twelve brave souls who are still standing.
Give them a round of applause. Or at least a nod of acknowledgement. They made it through Week 1, which is more than can be said for the developer of this platform.
Twelve left. One winner takes 200 HIVE and 5,000 MEDALS. Seven gameweeks to go.
A few of those twelve haven't made their Week 2 pick yet — I can see "No pick" against several of them on the board. Get it sorted. You survived Week 1 and you're going to sleepwalk into an auto-pick. Don't make me assign you someone embarrassing.
Week 2 — The Deadline
Friday. That's the deadline. Friday.
Gameweek 31 picks need to be in before the first match kicks off. Get on sportsblock.app, go to the Contests section, and submit your pick for the week. Think carefully. Remember which teams you've already used. And for the love of all that is holy, don't pick the same team as me — whoever I would have picked — because clearly my instincts cannot be trusted.
A Genuine Thank You
Look, beneath all of this — and I do mean beneath — 40 people showed up for something new on a blockchain that gets told it's dying approximately once a fortnight. Some of the bigger accounts noticed. People reposted. There were comments.
That actually matters. We're building something here — a proper sports platform with real competitions, real rewards, a token that's been thought through, and a community that we genuinely think Hive has been missing for years. SportsBlock launches in April and Last Man Standing is just the opening act.
So to the 12 still standing — make your Week 2 pick. To the 28 who are out — come back next competition and make better choices. And to everyone who showed up, reposted, voted, or just had a read — thank you. Genuinely.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and quietly process the fact that I went out of my own competition in Week 1.
👉 sportsblock.app — make your Week 2 pick. Deadline Friday.