Final two. Hastily does it.
Forty players toed the line. Two are still breathing. Welcome to the
business end of Last Man Standing — Premier League 2025/26.
GW33 — the Forest rescue
Both survivors piled onto the same horse and it didn't fall over.
Nottm Forest 4-1 Burnley. Synchronised elimination avoidance from
what Spurs do. Brutal, but the shirt told you.
Who's left
Sixteen teams apiece. One pick between either of them and the prize.
GW34 — pick hastily
First whistle of GW34 is Brighton v Chelsea, tomorrow 20:00 BST.
That's your deadline. That's not a typo. That's roughly twenty-one hours.
Yes, we know — tight. No, we won't be extending it. The fixtures dropped
midweek, the schedule is the schedule, and the FA Cup doesn't ask permission.
Tue 21 Apr 20:00 Brighton v Chelsea
Wed 22 Apr 20:00 Bournemouth v Leeds United
Wed 22 Apr 20:00 Burnley v Man City
Fri 24 Apr 20:00 Sunderland v Nottm Forest
Sat 25 Apr 12:30 Fulham v Aston Villa
Sat 25 Apr 15:00 Liverpool v Crystal Palace
Sat 25 Apr 15:00 West Ham v Everton
Sat 25 Apr 15:00 Wolves v Tottenham
Sat 25 Apr 17:30 Arsenal v Newcastle
Mon 27 Apr 20:00 Man United v Brentford
Miss the deadline, get auto-picked
No pick in by 20:00 BST tomorrow = the server picks for you. Alphabetical,
first available:
Decent fixtures. Probably not the ones you'd have picked. You really want
a cron job choosing your title shot? Thought not.
The stakes
Both survive → on to GW35.
One busts → the other takes the MEDALS.
Both bust → shared pot and we all pretend that was always the plan.
Lock in now → sportsblock.app/contests/last-man-standing
Pure sports. Real rewards. Hastily does it.