You may have noticed that there has been a little bit of a trend lately. Occasionally, a crazy news story comes out involving some guy from Florida.
Occasionally. Right?
And since today's post can be about someone "born in your state" or "a symbol" or someone who "somehow helped shape your state" why not pick somebody that falls under all three?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the most famous man in the United States, Florida Man!
It's going to get kinda crazy, so let's warm up with this picture of an alligator in a Florida pool.
OK, are you ready? I hope so.
November 20, 2015: Florida Man Bit By Shark Catches Shark, Says He'll Eat It. Source
April 1 (not an April Fools' Joke), 2015: Florida Man Faces Federal Charges After Picking Up Endangered Owl and Taking It On a Joy Ride. Source
January 10, 2016: Florida Man Claims Dolphin Seduced Him Into Having Sex. Source
I chose not to include a picture or video for this one. You're welcome.
June 26, 2016: Florida Man Steals Van, Drives Straight to Waffle House. Source
May 25, 2016: Florida Man Bursts Into Ex's Delivery Room, Fights New Boyfriend While She Gives Birth. Source
November 24, 2017: Florida Man Breaks into Unmarked Police Vehicle, Arrested By Officers Sitting Inside. Source
And finally, hot off the press:
January 31, 2018: Florida Man Donates Loaded Grenade Launcher to Goodwill. Source
I once heard a theory that the reason Florida has so many crazy people is that our groundwater is contaminated with a plethora of pharmaceuticals taken by our large elderly population as well as record-number prescription pill abusers.
I actually heard this while waiting in line at a water fountain. But, I don't know...