Hey Steemit world! The #statewars are still raging on and I think may have a case of Stockholm Syndrome. There is no way he could not have escaped his Indiana imprisonment by now!
But since we have no way of knowing, I need to drop a care package over enemy lines. You know, to keep him nourished and to bribe the guards with.
Being from Illinois, the greatest state in the US (like at political corruption, fiscal irresponsibility, and constant road construction), we are well suited to lend assistance. We at least do food and drinks well! Now what to put in his care package?
PORTILLO'S ROAST BEEF:
Dip it in juice and put lots of hot peppers on it!
GIORDANO'S STUFFED PIZZA:
Put the sauce on the top...and you'll be stuffed after 2 pieces!
CHICAGO STYLE HOT DOG:
Poppy seed bun, mustard, onions, relish, pickle spear, tomato, peppers, celery salt. NO KETCHUP!!!
OBERWEIS ICE CREAM:
Better send a few pints...
And to wash it down:
NOT YOUR FATHER'S ROOT BEER
What do you mean there is alcohol in this? It is soooooo good!
Hopefully this is enough food to last. I think this war could last another 2-3 days!
As for me, I cannot last, I am heading to bed. Until next time, keep stacking and supporting #SteemSilverGold, #SteemUSA, and #TheAlliance!