This weekend I had an amazing time as guest speaker at the Steem Saturday event held at the Indaba Hotel in Fourways, Johannesburg in South Africa. This event was well organised by the Quadroit.co.za Robert Marshall (Managing Director) and his team, including 
I arrived on a plane from Durban at around 9:15 AM on Friday the 28th October 2016, a whole 1 hour flight from Durban, to O.R. Tambo in Johannesburg, I barely survived the jetlag ;)!
Warren from shuttletours.org picked me up as arranged, from outside the terminal, I was expecting a mini-bus or similar passenger vehicle, but here he arrives with a silver Mercedes Benz to shuttle just me to the hotel/venue where I was staying ... the weekend was starting off grand already. Warren was a cool guy and we chatted all the way, luckily he was entertaining because the traffic was insane and took around 90 mins to get to the destination which was longer than the flight!
I arrived at the Indaba hotel and waited by the poolside for my room to be ready, I had lunch in the meantime and worked on my speech by the poolside.
I was already missing my wife and kids, so gave them a telephone call and worked on my speech again the rest of the afternoon.
I made my way to the speakers dinner at the Chief's Boma restaurant in the Indaba Hotel at 6:30 PM; 
Shortly after
Robert Marshall (I forgot his Steemit name..and he did tell me...doh!) arrived thereafter and sat with us, what a jolly and inclusive person he was, I immediately found him easy to talk to and enjoyed learning about his business conquests. Robert and I will be keeping in touch via email and seems we have some synergies on the
image whatsapped to me by 
In the meantime
I was happy to for the first time, meet 
I could see everyone was dishing up their plates from the buffet while our guest
Ned was impressed, firstly at how beautiful South African ladies are; big ups for South Africa! I am married so politely refused to comment. Thereafter Ned was equally impressed with the food buffet spread out in front of us, with some gamey food choices such as warthog, kudu and springbok!
Ned and I tried a bit of each and Ned even tried a rather large African mushroom; I tell you this man's appetite for new things had no bounds! The warthog meat you see in the photo above was not eaten raw, it was given to a chef to prepare right before our eyes, we are not savages here, lol!!
Back at the table
At the end of the evening, around 11:30 PM, everyone was having selfies with Ned and I climbed in for one as well to show my proud mamma!
The next day I woke early and went to the reception restaurant for breakfast, this time I was to be late as I didn't realise the speakers and guests had their own breakfast spread at the conference hall.
I eventually strolled in and was greeted by the same familiar faces from the night before and some new ones, I even received a gratis Steem Saturday shirt from
The event kicked off with
We had a great line-up of speakers and I was to be speaking last ... so with all these great speakers setting the bar so high, no pressure at all!
I finally got up on stage and preached it about Steemit, however Ned shortly stood up and walked out, eep I thought right there I was done for ... but it turns out perhaps he was fighting an internal battle with the warthog because he was soon back and I even caught out Ned taking photos of me speaking from the corner of my eye, whew not a complete fail!
At the end of my speech, I asked everyone if they had any questions and heard only the sounds of crickets! No questions, everyone else had questions, was this bad?!
But on the way out, I was surprised with so many people congratulating me and wanting to take selfies with me, my speech wasn't so bad after all! I made some more great contacts with amazing Steemians like 
All the speakers took photos together and went for lunch where I went from table to table meeting people and was very pleased to get in touch with a young Steemian 
Warren came again to pick me up at 2:45 pm and I had yet another greulling 1 hour flight back to Durban, suffering immense jetlag from such a long plane trip, loool!
I was happy to be back with my wife and kids and feeling great about having such a successful and uplifting weekend with Ned and the South African Steem community.
Steem On!
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Ok, back to sorting out