Rick And Morty Won't Be Back Til The Future! 20,000,000 Szechuan Sauces Isn't Good Enough! I Need The Show Back Yesterday!

So, according to:

and every other source, all that is currently known about the release date of Season 4 is that it is in 'a really, really long time'... Ugh.

It's the least schwifty thing I've heard of recent. I need it back asap. It's too good, a perfect blend of comedy, action, and science. Dan Harmon, co-creator, is likely a marketing genius (or the show is just THAT GOOD), making us wait a while between seasons, because it gets us itching for the return. Some think that it may come back around Christmas 2018, theorizing based on a reference to a 'santa claus beard' by Mr. Poopybutthole. I guess I could wait that long if necessary, but I definitely don't want to wait that long. At least I'll have Steemit to keep me company if I do. Cryptocurrency, by the way, is projected to make a super sharp gain through this month, following the slight correction we've been experiencing, as well as the tax season and regulatory uncertainty surrounding Blockchain Tech. So, the financial gains I'll likely see this year will help me in remaining patient as it comes back on.

On the bright side, McDonald's deployed 20,000,000 Szechuan Sauces (not Mulan-branded unfortunately, although hopefully it tastes the same). I'm getting some today, it having been released back into the ecosystem on Feb 26th 2018. Hopefully it hasn't all been bought already! I did a little quick math and 20,000,000 total doesn't amount to that many per store!! So, I need to get some asap (Update: I went and got some! https://steemit.com/iso/@biddle/is-szechuan-sauce-the-new-bitcoin-let-me-tell-you-why-i-just-bought-a-case-of-it-250-1 )!