Okay so I see someone tried to do this 9 months ago and didn't carry this baby to term. Meow that disappoints me more than you could, no? I say we try this pun more time with no hard failings. We have one week until this post pays out and I want to see some real community effort on this one. I want your most tear-able puns you can come up with. The prize pool will be ether: the liquid rewards of this post or if this post is too pour then I'll put up 25 steem (because the liquid evaporated, eh? eh? get it? eh?).

The theme for this contest this week will be birthday puns. Anyone is welcome to submit a pun, original puns and original memes/illustrations are highly preferred and much more likely to win. Don't worry if all of your birthday puns don't quite take the cake, we have plenty of tissues if these tear-able puns leave you feline too torn up over your loss. If we have too many punny entries we may even have to console some of you for your loss. The punnier the better. Re-steem and invite anyone deer to you so we can all have some fawn.

RULES

Entries MUST be in the form of a comment on this post. I will divide the reward pool as I see fit, first place will get a minimum of 15 steem. As you can tell I have come up with some of the worst puns imaginable over the years and I can tell which of these are the worst trust me, I'm a doctor-er of words.