My Wife calls me a WHALE at home....How do I become a WHALE on Steemit so I can tell her she's right. Do you see the resemblence?

I am using my whaling call so all fellow Steemers can give me some tips on becoming a real Whale.

At the rate I am goin I'll be shark bait soon. I was rewarded $.99 for my intro article which doesn't even get me a sardine to eat.

Whales are very social and swim in pods. Let's create our own pods and swim together so we can all become Whales.