Whale, whale, whale... would you look at that? The day I decide to come and check what's been happening on STEEM, I get greeted by a message saying my account is now 2 years old. What a lovely coincidence!
As you may know, I'm hella inactive (even though I'm currently unemployed (which, btw, sucks butt)), so why don't you give me a little breafing about what's been going on?