Me when joining Steemit

Steemit: Welcome to Steemit! Let me show you where you sit on the food chain!
[Pulls out chart]
Steemit: On top there's whales, then there's orcas, there's the regular fish...
Me: And that's me!
Steemit: No. No. Then there's plankton, then there's single-celled amoebas...
Me: And then me!
Steemit: Nope! Nope! I'm getting there, I'm getting there... Then there's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poo... and then there's you.
Me: That's messed up!