Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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“I had a video interview with a tech company. So naturally, I only put a shirt and a tie on, comfortably sitting in my boxer briefs in my living room.
Half way through the interview, they gave me some tasks to do, so I had to go and get a piece of paper and a pen.
I got up, walked all the way to the other side of my room, came back, and sat down at the computer.
Only after I finished talking to them I realised they’d seen everything.”
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“I once panicked after getting a call back while cooking and ran outside away from my barking dogs with only the phone, a knife, and a potato where I accidentally locked myself out and told the employer…
“sorry, sorry, hold on I’m writing the number on a potato”.
In the next interview, I accidentally said the f word.
Still got the job.”