Oh shit, I totally overslept today. Did I get laid off too? Where will I stay? Where will I get my special shampoo made out of panda tears with baby penguin feather applicators? We were just hiring like a week ago. What happened? When I file for unemployment will I get paid in imaginary money? I guess I could reach out to Hive account@valvenusent and see if he can put me in contact with The Rock and see if he is ok with taking me in.

If that falls through I guess I could try and get ahold of jerry scamfield and see what new con project he is working on.