Hello there! Are you new to Steemit? Are you having trouble performing actions on the blockchain due to lack of RC or Mana?

Don't worry, I'll put a little muscle on you and turn you into the hulk!

(hulk pic from https://static1.squarespace.com)

The new you...

Neoxian's Newbie Pumping Post

The Small Pump

Twenty slots available!

I will delegate 50 dsp to you for one month.

Please read the criteria carefully to see if you qualify:

Your account must be less then two months old.
You must have less then 50 sp to your name either native or delegated to you.
You must not be powering down.
You must not be delegating any power.
You must promise to power up your account for the next three months.
Your account must be in good standing, 25 rep or higher, not being flagged for spam or plagiarism.
You must love steem and plan on being here for a long time.

The Big Pump!

Two slots available:

I will delegate 500 dsp to you for one month.

Your account must be less then four months old.
You must have 50 to 500 sp to your name either native or delegated to you.
You must not be powering down.
You must not be delegating more than 50 sp.
You must promise to power up your account for the next three months.
Your account must be in good standing, 35 rep or higher, not being flagged for spam or plagiarism.
You must love steem and plan on being here for a long time.

To apply, write a comment below describing how you will be a force of good for Steem, and any other words of wisdom. Please specify which pump you are looking for.

(If you having trouble even making the first comment, you can contact me in Discord, neoxian#3936 )

I will be pumping newbies until all 20+2 = 22 slots are filled.