You have no cash savings, no dental insurance, and one of your teeth is in so much pain that you are seriously considering the Tom Hanks solution from Cast Away.
You have taken a religious vow of poverty and are morally opposed to profiting immensely once Hivemind communities and Smart Media Tokens transform the crypto-economy.
Disclaimer: This should not be construed as financial advice. I am not a registered financial advisor; I don’t even play one on TV. Do your own due diligence. Batteries not included. Objects may be larger than they appear in mirror. Some assembly required. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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