I just reached 100 followers, which is great news! Now I face a dilemma, which party hat should I wear while celebrating?

Option 1: The Christmas Tree Hat

Pros:

• About as elaborate as you can get
• Green is my favorite color

Cons:

• I don't believe in Santa
• There are no presents under the Christmas tree

Option 2: The Birthday Party Hat

Pros:

• Can wear it to a restaurant and get free cake
• Reminds me of being a kid again

Cons:

• Too colorful
• Celebrating false birthdays tempts the angel of death

Option 3:

Pros:

• Punny
• No one uses orange for anything anymore

Cons:

• I hate tacos
• I really hate tacos

Option 4:

Pros:

• Protects against falling objects
• Reminds me that it's time to get to work and set a new goal -- 1,000 followers!

Cons:

• Yellow is too garish
• Strong urge to whistle and cat call

Option 5: The Winner!

Pros:

• Custom made for the occasion
• Proud to wear it out in public

Cons:

• None, baby

I have 100 followers on Steemit now so somebody give me a high five! Oh, and follow @SuperSkillz of course.