PETER: John can you see the hole in the wall?
JOHN: Yes what about it?
PETER: If you are a man I challenge you to put your penis through the hole in the wall
JOHN: Are you crazy? What are you going to prove with that?
PETER: That you have a small penis!
JOHN: Ok but if I prove I have a big penis will you put then your penis through the hole as well?
PETER: Ok deal!
JOHN SLOWLY AND WITH CONFIDENCE PUT HIS EXTRAORDINARY PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE
PETER: Flipping hell! That's an extraordinary penis! Can I touch it please?
JOHN: No way! Did you see a green flag on the tip of my extraordinary?
JOHN RAPIDLY PULL BACK HIS PENIS OUT OF THE HOLE
JOHN: Now your turn!
PETER SLOWLY AND WITH LOW-SELF CONFIDENCE PUT HIS LITTLE PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE
PETER: Can you see my penis?
JOHN: No yet!
PETER GOES TO ONE OF THE DRAWERS IN THE ROOM AND PICK UP A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.....2 MINUTES PASSED BY
PETER: Can you see my penis now?
JOHN: No
PETER: OK, wait please!
JOHN STARTED HEARING A VACUUM CLEANER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM
JOHN: Peter are you ok?
PETER: Oh yesssssss!.....ok now I try again!
JOHN WONDERING WHAT PETER WAS DOING PEEKED THROUGH THE HOLE. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS AT THE SAME TIME PETER WAS PUTTING HIS PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE.
JOHN: Ouch!
PETER: Can you see my penis now?
JOHN: Yes, you hit me with it bastard!
