Yo make me a whale and I'll join ya in this adventure!
Jokes aside.
_{(not really)}

Have you checked out Hive account@papa-pepper's recent post about discussing this very thing?
There are some useful ideas in there.
Maybe this war with spam/abuse can still be won in a peaceful and organised way?

Other than that, there's not much that can be done with 0.02 worth of flag power so, yeah.