The answer is very simple. No way.
But I remembered this joke for another reason. The fact is that if there was a detailed instruction that really worked, then you would not know about it anyway.
The fact is that this topic will simply drown in the bowels of steemit.com. And no one will read it. That's it.
I hope that the creators of this site will think of something to separate "flies from cutlets".
Чуть более подробнее написал на голосе: https://golos.io/esteem/@yurgent71/steemit-prevratilsya-v-pomoiku