# MY VISIT TO HEAVEN PART I
I am much disappointed in you God. Why he said, wouldn’t you even thank me for your life? Hell no I won’t. I ain’t here on a friendly visit I told him. I am here on a business trip to submit my proposal to negotiate my destiny. I know you already know what’s best for me you think. But what best for me is actually worst for me.
Anyways my mum sends her best regards. Do you ever listen to her?? She's be calling you day and night, fast and call on you 24/7 but yet u choose to ignore her. He said son, I shouted at him wait a minute don’t call me son call me Nana. I ain’t your son. He said Nana don’t you dare come up to me here in heaven and disrespect me or I will send you right to hell to burn. I said see that’s exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You claim to be a merciful God yet threaten people they will burn in hell. Who the hell does that? See I ain’t scared anymore. I have already been to hell and back. I tell you the devil is friendlier. The devil welcomed me in and I dined with him. See you didn’t even offer me water. He said sit right next to me and I said I wanna stand let me remind you this ain’t a friendly visit I told him.
I handed over my proposal and he looked at it and smiled without smiling. Why are you smiling I asked? I know the content of it all. Wow I’m impressed. Wait a minute Should I be?? After all you are God. He said son, and I interrupted don’t call me son I already told you that call me NANA. He replied angrily you know I gave you that name. Whatever I replied just go straight to the point. Hey Nana how dare you come up to heaven with a book full of instructions for me to follow. I could take your life right now you know.
I shook my head you think I am scared of your threats??? I ain’t. And why do you even call this place heaven. You should call this place hell and call hell heaven. I don’t believe in you anymore I believe rather in my human abilities rather than base my hope on you when all you do is favoritism. And why do u question me when I gave u instructions to follow. You gave us instructions and forbade anyone to question or they will burn in hell. At least for me I didn’t add any punishment so u can decide to follow or ignore. You know I followed your instructions till I realized it ain’t good for me anymore.
God replied I never gave any instructions. What are you talking about so what the hell is the bible. **He laughed see Nana you get it all wrong. I am the most misunderstood being ever. I will explain to you everything and you will understand on your next trip. Now go back to earth I will give you a thousand angels to protect you. And for gathering the courage to come up here and question me I will bless you beyond measures.
Go back Nana I will invite you back at the appropriate time**. Thank You I said and came back.
