I offer my services as a mystic, a shaman. I have several tools at my disposal for divination, but Tarot cards are my favorite for attempting this distant clairvoyance.
I'm sure reading face to face would be a different experience. I'd let you shuffle the cards and I'd fan them out and let you pick the indicator. Also, there would be more discussion, I could read you palm, maybe do a little crystal therapy-divination see what all is out there... Here, you're just a fonts and some well chosen pictures.
Plus, I have this magical thing that happens when I first touch someone new...I get a blast of knowing...just knowing things about your personality and past experiences. Sometimes it's really less than pleasant. If you watch me at work as I cashier, you'll see me take the hand of the kindly elderly customer and gentling give them their change. I'm getting all their blessings and worldly experiences, then the next one has a bunch of jail house tat's. I can hardly look them in the eye and I make extra effort not to touch them as we pass money. Unless this painted person a regular, then eventually my curiosity will get the better of me and I will make that contact. Some times this gifted knowledge is quiet shocking. Sometimes it zaps this fool back and I won't see him or her for days, because we aren't the only store in the area, after all.