Let me make you an offer you can't refuse... If you say something other than "meep" I promise not to stand outside your house and sing. Please believe that this is something that you do NOT want to happen. For the sake of your eardrums (not to mention those of your neighbors), as well as your peace of mind PLEASE respond with something else.
Sincerely,
... Lead singer, The Atonal Nasal Groaners