After – enviously! – combing the entries in Steemit’s ‘trending’ category, I thought why not highlight a few themes that fetch the highest $ today, and share them with you, perhaps inspiring your next post. Off to a good start then:
Beg for help
Just post a mushy story sprinkled with a few strategically selected photos, ramble on about broken hearts and kind people who help, and so on. Make sure to emphasize you’re not the one on the $ receiving end, but it’s for another person – the technique works every time. Better yet, make others feel guilty about not helping enough so far.
Sit back, watch the readers' hearts bleed, and wait briefly for the value of your post to go through the roof. Yes, many influential people will upvote your post even if you supply no evidence whatsoever that their assistance may be critical indeed. We’re all emotional creatures after all and will sleep better believing we’ve just helped the right person.
Trust me – you are on Steemit, so you are the right person even if you made that all up. Indeed, no losses are taken by anybody and easy pickings go straight into your pocket!
Dispense your wisdom on cryptocurrencies and other related technologies
This one is a no-brainer, as the site is crypto-based. I wish I had any knowledge to share with your about the crypto-sphere! (I don’t).
Post your photos if you’re a cute chick, holidaying, eating, or cooking
I adore those girls, so this one is definitely my favorite, and I hope we’re going to see the trend continue. Less food and exponentially less clothes would be an improvement though – perhaps a Steem hard fork could bring about this very desirable change? I've no clue, being no engineer and all.
Post anything at all if you’re a Whale
Views, upvotes, comments, and follows are guaranteed 100% of the time.
BTW, my Ethereum, Litecoin, Bitcoin, TrumpCoin, and PutinCoin public addresses are cryptographically embedded in this post. If you decipher any of these addresses, you can unburden your pockets by passing half your coins to me. As soon as I’m rich, thanks to you, I promise I’ll stop writing envious posts like this one. Have a wealthy day you all!
