Hive account@scrooger thank you for sharing your story, it's so honest and you had me laughing out loud at some parts, your a great writer. On my first week at steemit, I was reading a post by Hive account@sweetsssj and she wrote "Your job is to write about your life in the most interesting way possible that captures the attention of your following." In my opinion you do just that, and you do it so well. I love your newbie posts and I find them really useful and simple to understand. I'm rooting for you on your 100 day challenge and success in the steemit community.