"First time ever I saw the Scots in their natural habitat and it weren't pretty".... "A 16 year-old mother-of-three vomiting in an open sewer"

......lol. They say 'Glasgow's miles better/smiles better :) and they ask 'What's the best thing to come out of Edinburgh?'...and they answer, "The Road to Glasgow".......

Ha ha, and the irony is:

.....so I went elsewhere to check it out and found what I think has to be the match :), love it!

In spite of reputation Glasgow is a down-to-earth friendly ruffian, and Edinburgh is an impossibly beautiful snob!