Denny's has the best prices. When you're poor as hell and you really need something to eat at 4 in the morning, there's nothing better than that $6 breakfast sandwich.

Honestly the only meal I can cook with any kind of success happens to be breakfast. And that's after years of eating screwed up omelets, burnt toast, and floppy, grease-soaked bacon. Sadly I am much better at eating food than I am at cooking it, which has contributed to my hobbit-like physique and overall geniality.

Oh yeah, and diabetes, too. Can't forget that.