Top Ten Things to do when Steemit is down

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Go on discord. Talk shite.
Talk to your significant other. Have smelly salts on hand for fainting.
Write some posts for when it does come back online.
Have sexual intercourse with significant other.
Write a post about sexual intercourse for when it comes back online.
Do something fun but only if you can write a post about it. Try not to die while taking selfie on cliff.
Look for Steemit clones like Weku. Copy and paste all your posts using find and replace "Steemit with "Weku".
Watch black hawk down.
Refresh Steemit 20 times. Try all the other dapps also for the upvote fix. That all I need. The swirl. Give me a swirl. All i want is the swirl!
Admire broken robot screen and start biting nails shouting randomly.

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