Does Anyone Wear Socks on Steemit?

I had had it with Steemit. Enough is enough. My work, my content, all my beautiful posts and replies, all to no avail. What the ...? I even posted a Help Me thing, hoping someone, some kind Steemit soul, might reach out and offer some insight or assistance. Well, doesn't seem that way either. (update - some kind steemit souls did... thank you.)

I was asking that if I bought some Steem if that would help super charge my posts/votes/replies? Well, I don't know. I just don't know. Maybe no one actually knows the answer to any of this. In any case, how much Steem am I supposed to buy? I don't have that much money. Hardly any. And lord knows, I sure didn't make any on Steemit. Well, that's when I did it.

That's when I swore that I was now gonna Submit A Story that was so incredible and wonderful, that was so unique and special to Steemit, that it would knock everyone's socks off.

Then I realized, to my horror, that with my luck, no one on Steemit probably even wears socks!

Which begs the all-important question - Does anyone wear socks on Steemit?