Hello everyone, 
Hive account@clayboyn here and today I'm stealing 
Hive account@dwinblood's job. That's right, it's time for another parody, but on today's episode I'm going to expose the little known dark secret of "The Metal Tree" that Hive account@dwinblood conveniently left out. That's right, we're going to the roots, all the way down to the bottom of the roots, where this whole love of music started. Some members may deny this story entirely, but I have photo proof from one of our concerts to verify that we were all in fact a part of this underground rap group that I am about to tell all of you about. I cannot live a lie and I won't allow them to hide their past anymore. I'm calling out all of you: Hive account@dwinblood, 
Hive account@papa-pepper, 
Hive account@sandstorm, and 
Hive account@breakingtonight. Everyone hold on tight, this ride is going to get bumpy.
Here is the dirty little secret that Hive account@dwinblood didn't want anyone to know about. He and I started a rap group back when steem was still an ICO. Once upon time, we weren't all the huge internet celebrities that we are today. Due to some philosophical differences we ultimately ended up exploding, but back in our prime we were the number one underground hip-hop group in the world. I know you didn't think Hive account@papa-pepper got that love of chains out of thin air. Myself and Hive account@dwinblood obviously have the full blown rapper ultra ego hair. Hive account@breakingtonight was always more on the clean-cut side and ultimately he jumped ship when Hive account@papa-pepper decided we should part ways. We all remain friends to this day and still none of us have ever seen the Hive account@sandstorm or know his true identity, as he was always an enigma even to us. I would divulge more proof, but I believe there was a conspiracy to eradicate all proof of our collaboration and make me look a little crazy. Luckily for me, I have the proof presented here today.
