Author's Preamble
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Headlines
Donald Trump's cat escaped - who has seen this [cat]? Hint: before giving it back, ask for ransom reward. +++ Cryptomarkets going downwards. Charts of your collapsing altcoins will look more pleasant if you watch them headlong. +++ Chuck Norris announced star role at next part of movie "300" - it's named "[1]". +++ Bill Gates confirmed recently that 640 GB is enough for anyone using Windows 10. +++ No more headlines. Everything else on the planet is [shitty] as always.
Powerball Lottery Numbers
Lucky numbers of Powerball lottery for Saturday, Dec. 23th, 2017:
8 - 15 - 21 - 44 - 47 | 11
(Author's addendum: "woe betide they'll win - authors share is 2% 5% 10%.")
The Weather
According to Donald Trump's hairstyle, strongly freshen easterly winds (according to Vladimir Putin's hair-do, sandstorm with emery polishing-effect also possible). Daylight by day, darker at night. Further outlook: daylight again next day.
Author's Summary
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