The costs of goods and services is on the rise. Property taxes are going up. The price of gasoline continues to rise. How can you possibly make enough money to pay for these price increases?
You could buy Bitcoin which is now lower than it has been for months. You could buy alt-coins. You could refinance your mortgage with the bank.
Or you could open your own sweatshop!
First thing you will need is all the thread you can find. Buy every color there is and a couple of sewing machines. Put them in your garage and park on your driveway or someone else's. Then make lots of friends. If you park in someone's driveway, make friends with them first. It is easier that way. Try to find friends that are as fashionable as possible or as fat as possible, with as many kids as possible. More on this in a minute.
Everyone loves parties. If you don't have any cool parties, chances are you simply aren't very cool. Don't worry. It isn't over until after the fat lady sings and she hasn't even started yet.
Once you have started to make some friends, buy a karaoke machine, the game Twister, and start hoarding Pepsi and Coke like there is no tomorrow. Start experimenting with potato based recipes and remember you will be cooking in volume, so avoid recipes with hard to find ingredients, ingredients that are expensive, or anything healthy. The higher the salt content, the better.
One you have got enough sodium, you need a podium. Get on social media and invite all your new friends over for the party. If you are using Facebook, be aware that your posts are generating revenue for that giant corporation. Then they sell your personal information and make more money off you. Try Reddit, Channels.cc or Steemit instead, so that you can actually get revenue from your efforts.
Use the revenue to buy several large honey baked hams. The sodium will encourage consumption of your Pepsi and Coke hoard. Serve up as much of your best salty potato dish as possible. I would also get a sheet cake and donuts.
Then fire up the karaoke machine and get your new friends to play Twister. Try to get them going on Twister as soon after dinner as possible.
When your new friends tear their pants playing Twister, tell them about your new alteration business. Hopefully they have kids with similar eating habits and buy the latest fashions, spending tons of money on clothes. Don't worry if you don't have any experience sewing. They will wait while you figure it out. They can't go anywhere with a huge tear in their pants.
Then use the profits from your party to buy Bitcoin. And always remember to give back to your community, especially Steemit.
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