Really, I'm at a loss for words. I'm not a whale. I'm not a bot. I'm not a power user (yet).

But I am...thisclose to 300.

I'm stuck on 299.

How should I celebrate number 300?

Throw a party? Enjoy some cake? Drink champagne?

Share a gif?

Yeah, I'll share a gif.

Thanks, y'all. We're just getting started!

(Here's my photo.)