I saw a fella spamming Steemit Chat with his blog post, which was along the lines of:

Title: PLZ FOLLOW AND UPVOTE ME
Text: PLZZZZZZ JUST FOLLOW AND UPVOTE I nEED IT

However, baring an open mind (and feeling completely delirious from the current heatwave in London), I've concluded that this short article was a poem and have submitted it to poetryfoundation.org