Herbie - the Love Bug - This well known insect died this morning at a busy intersection in a tragic accident.
His short life was full of joy and harmony.
Herbie leaves behind a loving family of 2 wifes and 1527 children.
Herbie's legacy will live on and the society of beetles will forever appreciate his works and example.
Rest In Peace

I had to google what an 'orbituary' is.
I'm not a native speaker of english. Excuse me if I messed this up ...