Dear Steemy Diary,
I always used to wake up thinking Asian dudes excel only in mathematics. Today, I am convinced they excel in something else - they excel in teasing us. Especially this Chinese dude Bobby Lee, who is the founder of YourBTCC. I didn't even know his website existed until recently. Nor do I care to visit even now. Sorry brah!
All I know is this: Bobby Lee is a smart man. Perhaps one day, like me, he woke up thinking why should we Asians excel just in mathematics? It was then his inner voice screamed:
"why noooot I holdd a poll..."
(if you read that with an accent... well, YOU are a bad person!)
And so the polls were held. On Twitter. With a degree in Teasing Humans, Bobby Lee created a sports out of it. He first started with four polls held over a couple of days...
Then he went FULL MENTAL by selecting two winners out of each poll and creating a whole new fresh poll. The game was on. It was a semi final. Which means, if your trignometry skills are as weak as mine, we were left with two polls and 8 players.
Thousands of them participated. Many dumb users also figured a way out to sign up on Twitter (including yours truly) to cast our vote. It almost felt like there was an ongoing secret soft war with no weapons and no females.
But Bobby took it a step further. Instead of selecting two winners to play the finals, my dude chose four. It was then I stood up and started clapping like a roasted chicken that came to life when it knew bitcoin hit $2000...
Clearly, this dude was up to something, I said to myself as I woke up in my neighbors' bed.
There is a deeper conspiracy here. Bobby made us go through such a process for a reason. He knew something about this world that most of us don't... He knew about those dumb people. And he knew damn right well they will follow him on Twitter:
ALL this was a trap to get free followers. Asian marketing done right! That's a masterstroke, Bob! And that is why I LOVE him.
We don't know the kind of impact YourBTCC has on Steem's price... but we are in his poll and we are suffering badly, sitting in the last spot.
It's a SHAME because we have a community. And more importantly, I want to meet this dude. Hug them. And make love to him. Only you can make that possible! Support me by supporting Steem.
Go cast your vote and let your dumb friends know they will win a free bitcoin or XBox or Jesus likes you... to get us back to the #1 spot.
Do it for me. For my love!
Vote link:
https://twitter.com/bobbyclee/status/865851769116475392
- bobbyclee
ALRIGHTY THEN!
