Dear Steemy Diary,
I am bored sitting in my room and wondering what's worse... whether the ignorance of the ice cream man who never gave me my change back... or my wife and girlfriend beating the shit out of each other in our living room right now. I don't know what to do which is why I am using Steemit as my personal diary and plotting a scheme against the ice dude...
Look, I wouldn't pay attention if it was a couple of dollars. I believe wealth should be distributed equally. But it was 5 cents. And that ice dude doesn't deserve my money. I was so furious when he said "I will be right back with your change" as I stood there like a dumb little bitcoin trader trying tooooo hard to predict the trends. I was soo soo wrong!
I feel dumb now. And I can't read these people anymore.
But it is my money, after all. I worked very hard for it. I still remember the day when my dad was in the hospital telling me that I am the most ignorant son and blah blah blah while signing the will on my name. He was very much in pain. I will never ever forget that day because that's how I met my first wife.
She was a nurse and was really smart. Back then, I was in my mid-20s acting like Steem in 2016. I was unsure and a total experiment. Even then, like an early adopter, my wife saw me for my wealth and not who I was. That's what I really like about her. She saw the Steem Dollars in me and was hopeful one day we will see the mooooooon.
Yet she has her problems. I remember how one day she saw a spider under our bed and totally freaked out, yelling at me to take it the fuck out. We had a couple of drinks and I have never met such a cool spider before. He was a super cool dude explaining me about his future plans and how he is going to get into web development very soon!
Speaking of web, I am now confident in Steem's growth. It has been only two days since I have been here and the community is really good and I have some fantastic non-shitty followers. I love them as much as I love my dog POO POO.
Surprisingly, as I close today's chapter, my girlfriend and my wife are still fighting even though I have secretly planted a gun on the couch thanks to the genius idea of that cool spider. Why are they fighting? I will tell you some other time. All I know is this is my life and I want my 5 cents back! Ice dude, I am coming for you!
To be continued...
Talk soon,
@iSteemJokes
